Hi all, as you might know, MailChimp has a nice "opens map" report for your campaigns (see below).
We'd like to add a little more personality to the map by inserting some local flavor.
For example, instead of simply saying, "73 opens in France" we want to say, "75 opens in France. Magnifique!"
We can come up with a bunch of generic translations on our own, but it would be very nice to get some truly local slang or humor from our customers. If you have any to contribute, please comment below. Our engineers will be occasionally stopping by this discussion to grab translations.
I came up with the following. I'm probably the worst person to be doing this, because I haven't traveled the globe (let alone left the office) in about 8 years...help!
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3 opens in Italy. Buono.
45 opens in Mexico. Bueno.
3 opens in Germany. Danke.
2 opens in Russia. Есть водка.
French: Magnifique!
Greece: εξαιρετικός!
Portugal: ótimo!
Japan: Domu Haragato!
Australia: True Blue!
United Kingdom: Brilliant!
If you don't see your country, please add it along with a quick quote.
>2 opens in Russia. Есть водка.
This is so unappropriate that it is even hysterically funny. For one time only, unfortunately.
Possible variants:
Отлично! ("excellent", "very good")
Замечательно! ("remarkable")
Великолепно! ("magnificent", full analogue with french version)
ЗдоU+0301рово! ("great!". U+0301 is Unicode stress symbol)
If you want to be a little bit more informal (and youth oriented), but still staying within social etiquette and having professional look:
Круто! ("cool")
Клёво! ("awesome")
Классно ("classy").
P.S. Just a note - I suppose this "Есть водка" is translated alteration of "Got beer", with "beer" replaced by "vodka"? For your information, there is russian joke saying "Водка без пива - деньги на ветер!" (literally "drinking vodka without mixing it with beer is total waste of money [and pleasure]"). But don't forget that this is a joke and only words, just some kind of bravado.
The most sensible translation for "Got vodka!" is "Третьим будешь?" (literally "Will you be third [in our company]?" - very informal invitation to drink alcohol).
is mailchimp planning on implementing greater geolocation open rate location, ie city/town level open rates? that would be brilliant, cool, magnifique etc.
Probably not anytime soon, Paul. Of course in theory it sounds awesome, but the reality is that a lot of places we code now don't even come up with regions/states - there are some of those that are likely wrong, too. For example, one of our office's internet connections gets coded as being in South Carolina instead of Georgia. The problem is that IP addresses aren't inherently geographic, so doing the mapping is very unnatural. We have heard of some very expensive data sources that claim to do a better, more detailed job, but are fairly skeptical of the added benefit they'd actually bring.